It’s like if Mojo Nixon, The Vaselines, Weird Al Yankovic, The Dead Milkmen, NOFX and your uncle who went to prison for touching himself while driving backwards down the interstate had an orgy that resulted in some fucked up child that is too demented to even sing in a band like COPSTABBER whose big hit was “I do butt drugs”.

If the 8th grader in you smiles at the word cum, but the more mature person in you recognizes that the song is also an existential cry to find pleasure in a world gone made, then this song is for you.

I’ll admit the song was even better when it was followed up by it’s partner song “Honey You Never Made Me Cum”. I could see these songs being a Tenacious D skit.

I’ve got nothing else to say. Either you’re interested or you’re turned off. If you’re interested then give this shit a listen now:

Check them out on their Spotify or on my (folk) punk playlist 

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No tapes and no CDs, I can’t play either of them.

Oh and check out my review of their song “Life Sucks, Do Drugs”.